Had to see what I did to Gwen after she put gum in my hair...

[priceonmysoul]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, its_notluck (-5000 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole not_yet_gone's purse (30 points). In November on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August towardthedawn and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I turned someyoungpup in for littering (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5057 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, price_onmysoul

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Well...damn it.

Comments

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

[someyoungpup.livejournal.com]

You'd turn me in for littering.

...seriously?

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Well...yeah. I mean, if I wasn't there to just grab it instead, it's totally possible you could've just pitched and missed. I may be too damn honest for my own good, but I ain't no snitch.

[someyoungpup.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie, I've totally littered on purpose before. But I can't get fined for something I said on the internet.

Right?

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Dunno, but I could find out. I been arrested enough to know damn near every cop in my precinct.

[towardthedawn.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't rob a bank!

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Dunno...they say it's the quiet ones ya gotta watch...

[towardthedawn.livejournal.com]

Quiet? Clearly you haven't seen me after a few Kool Aids. I can get kinda wild!

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

See? Nice, well mannered dude 'till you whip out the hard stuff like sugary drinks...and maybe Ding Dongs.

[towardthedawn.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, I love Ding Dongs! But nothing beats a classic Twinkie.

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Ain't those the things that never spoil? I hear the cream's really some space age polymer or something...

[towardthedawn.livejournal.com]

That would be them! But contrary to popular belief, they do have an expiration date. Honey doesn't spoil though.

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, think I've heard that somewhere. I confess, I made up the polymer thing. But I have heard they don't spoil.

[not-yet-gone.livejournal.com]

Heh. Not that I know him or anything, but word on the internet is that it's the kid above me who has the purse.

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Be nice, Gav's a bro.

[not-yet-gone.livejournal.com]

What, really? How is it that you know everybody?

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

I don't, I just know the important people.

[locked]

I don't really know him...but I've dreamed about him. I think he might be one of us, bro.

[not-yet-gone.livejournal.com]

Well color me tickled to know you.

That was said somewhat ironically, by the way.

[locked]

You're kidding. He looks twelve.

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you 'n irony, like this. You can't see, but I got my fingers crossed.

[locked]

I'll take ya to see Mum this afternoon at her office, show ya etchings of the original Round Table. Ector was kind of a babyface, and you should see Gallahad. Looks like one of them Valentine cupids or something.

[not-yet-gone.livejournal.com]

We're. What's that thing that the kids are saying? BFF.

[locked]

No shit. Huh. Well, if that's who this guy is supposed to be, that role wouldn't surprise me.

[price-onmysoul.livejournal.com]

BFF's...moron.

[locked]

Me, neither. It's weird, but I been havin' these dreams...more like nightmares. And he's in 'em. Him and this other guy I swear I know...but in my dream they're both standing with Artie. I know it means something, I just know it.

[pwepf.livejournal.com]

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